Rob Vel: bellboy tries to survive in capitalism
Jijé: Local cUtE boi now has funny friend and cute animal
Franquin: let’s just put in tons of robots, weird mushrooms, cars, gadjets, crazy scientists in very silly situations i dont give a damn
Fournier: time to get undercover political!!!!!!
Nic & Cauvin: ever heard of scIEncE FiCTioN
Tome & Janry: Angst and tities
Morvan & Munuera: nya? boom
Yohann & Vehlmann: (ex-)bellboy tries to survive AND fight capitalism
John: holy shit he’s really fucking hot, act natural
Sherlock: oh fuck he’s really cute and in the military i just-pull yourself together! Okay make up some excuse to talk to him.
Sherlock: MY PHONE. I UH DONT HAVE IT.
Mike: here, borro-
John: BORROW MINE, COMPLETE STRANGER
John: lol good job that was smooth.
Omg his voice
Sherlock: he’s so hot. Look at his tan and his face and his HAIR and oh my gosh wounded in war he is so hot and and I need to impress him
Sherlock: YOU ARE A SOLIDER. WHERE?
John: holy shit he’s psychic and even more gorgeous up close
John: HOW DID YOU KNOW????
Sherlock: don’t let him get away…
Sherlock: LETS MOVE IN TOGETHER
John: gettin laid tonight…no be normal.
John: ALREADY? IDK YOU THOUGH LOL
Sherlock: he’s so hot im to busy staring at him so idk wtf he just said lol
Sherlock: *wink*
John: oh I’m so fucked
John: SEE YOU THERE
Sherlock: oh my gosh omigosh omigosh omigosh yesyesyesyes
Mike: lol I’m the best mate ever
Anonymous asked:
Remus: What happened??
Sirius: All I remember is hearing James say “I swear it will be funny”
Sirius: And then we were in jail
Peter hovered over Tony, masking the sun from blinding him.
“Hey Tony, look up.”
“Pete, I can’t- feel my arm.” he winced at the pain. “Chest hurts.”
With Peter drawn closer, he held his hand over the wound.
“You need to leave,” Tony begged.
“Yeah, real funny Mr. Stark. No.”
“They… are gonna come back… go away…”
“No.” Peter asserted. Tony turned to his side in defeat, leaving his head to be cradeled onto Peter’s lap.
“Look up at me.” When Tony refused, Peter pushed on his shoulders so that his face was tilted upwards.
“You taught me how to stay and fight. You think I’m gonna leave now? When it gets tough? Huh?” Tony shook his head slightly.
“No! I won’t. Cause guess what, Tony, as much as you would be okay with dying on this field alone, it’s not going to happen. When I was trapped under that rubble all by myself you know what got me through?” Tony frowned weakly.
“Your advice. You said if I’m nothing without this suit, then I shouldn’t have it. I remembered that… and it got me through the-” Peter turned his head to cover the sudden tears.
“…It got me out.”
“And you know something? That wasn’t even the first time. When I was seven I went to this convention to see my favorite superhero. I was kinda disappointed when… hey stay up, it’s getting good. Don’t be rude. I was diappointed because Iron Man wasn’t really there. Then in the middle of this guy’s presentation these robots started shooting the place to find Tony Stark. Now I only had a couple pieces of the suit on, but I-”
“-You were the kid.”
The kid who had never left him, the kid who stood as everyone ran past him, trying to fight off the bad guys. The kid who stood against a drone three times the size of him to save the world.
“Yeah, that was me. I should’ve told you before. And you rescued me. Like you always do.”
“I didn’t need to. You would’ve beat ‘em.”
Peter sniffled, a slight grin growing on his face.
“So…” Tony snickered, “Where’s that merch now?”
Peter grinned. “Hidden. Where it will stay hidden. But if you stay awake long enough, I just might show you. Maybe.”
Tony coughed abruptly, a spurt of blood staining the sides of his mouth.
“Tony? Tony!”
Maria: If I'm being honest, some of the Agents thought, because you were Red Room, that you might turn out to be a murderous psychopath. Isn't that funny?
Natasha, laughing nervously: ...yeah.
Maria: Not that that would turn me off.
“It’s funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can’t tell when someone likes you.”
— Ravenclaw to Hufflepuff
merry and pippin are the type of fake friends who gush about you behind your back but when you talk to them in person they call you a little bitch boy and steal your food
merry and pippin: and THEN he showed us how to do this crazy move to disarm your enemies and it was SO cool because boromir is like the best at everthing and he’s really nice and funny too-
boromir, overhearing this: aw thanks guys!
m&p: …..
merry: Literally didn’t ask
pippin: who the fuck are you
Anonymous asked:
arachnaboy answered:
**Ok so I’m not gonna do a long fic for this because I already wrote 2 coming out Peter prompts and I’m running out of coming out scenarios **
**also I’m aware that u sent me this 2 months ago I’m sorry for taking so long I have no excuses anon I’m trash**
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Tony decided to do something a little more laid back today with Peter rather than spend the day in the lab brainstorming sciencey stuff, which is why they were both sitting on the ground with a monopoly board game set up.
This wasn’t their first time playing monopoly, and every time they did, things would get pretty intense. Tony trash talking Peter, Peter attempting to distract Tony by talking his ear out with Star Wars fan theories, Tony trying to intimidate Peter by staring at him with his best poker face, and not blinking. It didn’t phase him though, Peter would just stare right back at him with equal amount of deadpan and fury, which made him look adorable.
Tony also made the game ten times more exciting by using real cash instead of the monopoly paper money.
But Peter was out of it today, remaining silent through out the rounds, not participating as much as he used to, not talking trash back at Tony, and it was starting to worry him. Was he bored? Was Tony bothering him?
“Kid, you good? You seem out of it today”, Tony speaks up after a couple of silent rounds. Peter’s head shoots up to look at Tony, “W-What? Y-yeh I’m fine”, he stutters.
Tony squints his eyes at him, analyzing his behavior “yeah I ain’t buying it”, he says, rolling the dice. “Come’ on. What’s got your mind in shambles?” He asks, playing his turn.
Peter stays quiet and looks down, shrugging at Tony’s question. He hands over the dice to Peter, signaling that it’s his turn.
“Is it about that Liz girl? Did she turn you down or something?”, Tony asks. Peter shakes his head, fiddling with the dice in his hands.
“I actually broke it off”, Peter replied in a small voice.
“What? Why? I thought she was your dream girl. Wasn’t she?” Tony asks with a slight surprise in his tone. The amount of times Peter would talk Tony’s ear out about Liz almost drove him insane. It was cute, but excessive.
“Mr. Stark she’s so smart! You won’t believe how smart she is I look like a joke in front of her”
“Oh my god Mr. Stark she looked so beautiful today. She wore a new skirt to school and it was just- wow”
“Mr. Stark she hugged me today and I almost passed out but I didn’t because that would have been lame but shE HUGGED ME”
You get the point.
“I- I don’t know. I’m slightly confused about some stuff”, Peter sighs, hunching his shoulders. Tony furrows his brows, unsure what the kid was implying.
“What kind of confused?”, Tony asks, tilting his head.
Peter shrugs, still not meeting Tony’s eyes. “I-… I’m…. I just…”, he stutters nervously, unable to confess. Tony waits patiently for him to say what he wants, even if it took hours, he was willing to sit and wait.
“I also like this other person”, Peter finally forms a sentence, his breath shaky. Tony raises his eyebrows “okay. What’s the problem?” Tony urges, still not sure what seemed to be bothering him.
Peter takes a deep breath and runs his hand across his face “Mr.StarkIThinkI'mBi” he blurts out quickly with a huff. Tony stares at Peter with a deadpan expression on his face, slowly blinking.
“I-I’m bi”, Peter repeats slower this time. He looks up at Tony, who still has a poker face on, and frowns. “W-well I think I am. I don’t know. I- I have a crush on this boy in my chemistry class and- I don’t know I’m just-”, he adds, nervously ranting. He notices that Tony still hasn’t changed his ‘not impressed’ expression. “Are you..not going to say anything?” Peter asks confused.
“Oh wait, is this the part where I’m supposed to act surprised?” Tony asks sarcastically. He holds up his hands horizontally and claps, mimicking a clapboard.
He clears his throat and straightens his head, and then dramatically raises his eyebrows and gasps, putting a hand on his chest. “Oh my goodness! Peter Parker you’re bi?!”
Peter realizes what Tony is doing and immediately pushes him, toppling him on to the ground. Tony laughs loudly, his eyes filling up with tears while Peter scowls at him, crossing his arms and blushing.
“Don’t mock me, I’m serious”, Peter says with a pout and an attempted stern tone. Tony starts to laugh harder, rolling over at his sides and slapping the ground.
Tony sits up and gasps for air, wiping away the tears in his eyes. “Ah man. Okay. I’m done”, he says, straightening his shirt. Peter is still scowling, unamused at Tony’s joke.
“Peter, kid, you think I don’t notice you drooling over boys you see in public?”, Tony asks, amused at how oblivious Peter was to his own actions. “Or how about the time you were blushing and stuttering like crazy and almost passed out because an attractive man asked you for directions?”
“Okay, that doesn’t count I was really tired-”
“Or the time you walked into a pole because a ripped guy was taking his shirt off while jogging-”
“OKAY MR. STARK I GET IT”, Peter interrupts with a huff, his face heating up hotter than a microwaved hot pocket. “So… is it like… fine?” Peter asks, fiddling with the hem of his shirt.
“Kid don’t ask stupid questions. Yes it’s fine. Now can you please roll your turn I’m one pink property away from building my house”, Tony says, waving his hand at Peter.
Peter sits up straight, shaking up the dice in his fist, getting ready for his turn “Not under my watch you’re not”, he says with a challenging tone.
“Oh it’s on, kid”, Tony retorts, rubbings his hands together. “Just because you came out, doesn’t mean I’m gonna let you win”.
“I don’t need you to let me win”, Peter says with a smug smile on his lips, feeling confident as ever.
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HopE YOU ENJOYED ANON SORRY IF THE LAY OUT IS WEIRD I TYPED THIS ON MY PHONE
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